Just hilarious

So yesterday I decided to go and meet Steve after class. My class normally ends at like 10pm, but the professor let us out early and I was starving. I texted Steve to see if he wanted to grab some dinner and he said to meet him at a bar nearby because he was hanging out with his dad.

I thought that was somewhat weird, but I decided to go. Apparently his father and his father's buddies had gathered for one last hoorah with one of their co-workers that was moving on. So that's why they were all there.

Steve had apparently downed a few beers and was a bit tipsy. I had only two and was actually quite sober. We went outside because he wanted a cigarette and he doesn't smoke in front of his father (I actually respect that). So as we're out there, he had to pee (of course), and as he went behind a dumpster to piss, he said "Could you imagine if I told my dad I was bi?" and I simply said, "I think he'd be ok with it. He's very open-minded and easy going." And that was basically the end of the conversation.

So basically, in his drunken state of mind, he admitted to his bisexuality. He also mentioned how he let one guy in school, who was openly gay, play with his balls. He topped off that story with "That's just how I am... very laid back..." -- I'm like... "Yeahhh right!"

Anyway... so that's all I wanted to share ... like I said, I am really over the boy crush ... que sara sara ;)

xoxo,
J

A night full of "Glee"

So I went away on vacation for about a week, so for those who were wondering what the heck happened to me... that's where I was. It was nice. It was good to get away from life, from the daily grind, and from everything.

It was really nice too, because I didn't get to see or talk to Steve for a while and to be honest, I'm over my man-crush with him. I am sure you're all saying "It's about damn time!", but I honestly couldn't explain as to why it took me so long. I guess I was just hoping and praying that he'd come around. Oh well ..

We are and shall remain friends and I guess that would be all to it. If he chooses to make something of our relationship, then I am on board, but I am no longer going to press/force the issue. He can flash his cock at me all he wants and send all the mixed signals he wants, but I am just not going to bite. I mean he sends me a text "ILY" .. I'm like what the hell is "ily" and then I realized that it was shorthand for "I Love You" ... how does one take that? I just simply replied "I love you too steve" and left that as open as his "ILY"

So anyway ... that's that ... maybe we will hang out this weekend, maybe we won't. We've been trying, but have yet to hang out in well over 3 or 4 weeks. Crazy, right?

Well whatever ... so moving onto the title of this blog ... GLEE! I am one big ass, total Gleek. Hate all you want, but I love that show. I had three episodes to catch up on, including last night's Gaga episode ..

I will admit that I wasn't so thrilled about their Gaga episode ... I think that they kind of wrecked Bad Romance and their take on Poker Face wasn't up to par either ... but let me just tell you... when Kurt's father stood up for him when Finn was raging on about the "faggy" looking room, I was blown away. I literally started to cry. I couldn't believe that a father's love could be so strong. I actually, at that moment, had wished that my father would do something like that for me, but I know he wouldn't. I must also admit that the ending, where Finn dressed up in a red shower curtain and stood up for himself, as well as Kurt... that was touching. Finn is a good guy deep down ... he has some wrinkles that needs to be ironed out though... ugh... love it!

So the episode where Neil Patrick Harris (LOVE HIM!!!) was on, was absolutely amazing. Just totally loved it. Neil can sing for sure!

Finally, the episode where Rachel loses her voice ... that was a touching episode as well. I have to say that Puxk was fucking amazing... not to mention super hot, when he performed Lady is a Tramp. He literally has the most sculpted body and when he wore that black ensemble with the stripped vest and silver back... oh my god! And then when he added that hat and began singing... OMG! I seriously wanted to jump into the TV and steal him away. I absolutely love his voice and that look ... wow... just got me a raging one! ;)

So I guess that's it for now .. I am all Gleeked out fo now ... Just love the fact that I own that episode with Puck on iTunes! ;)

xoxo,
Jared

so is this weird?

ok ... so I normally trim my junk with just a scissor, but I don't know what got over me, but I decided to trim and then shave. So now I am smooth as a baby's bottom. :)

While I was shaving, I was using my gilette fusion power blade ... the one that vibrates ... well I got mad horny after I was done that I took off the blade and then shoved the vibrating handle up my ass ... all the way up ... is that weird?

All I know is that it felt awesome ... made me blow one big ass load ... It's been some time since i've gotten a good pounding up in there...  that really wasn't a pounding, but still ... it sufficed.

So I ask .. is that some fucked up ass shit or would you do it too?

what a hot pic :)

Ok ... something about this guy's pic I find to be hot ...

He is somewhat cute and maybe it's his armpit hair being visible is what it is, but I'm ever so slightly turned on.

Who is he? He's @Jack on Twitter ... Jack Dorsey to the world .. "Creator, Co-founder and Chairman of Twitter; CEO of Square." according to his Twitter profile ... :)