How hot is he?!?!?!?!?!!

Ok... so I am kind of a "classic" guy... love to sing "The Way You Look Tonight" and "Sway" - of course by the original artists... I have heard of Michael Buble and his remakes of my favorite songs... so I decided to give him a chance... I had heard this song from some movie and I tried searching for it and for whatever reason, I couldn't find it and now I decided to try again and I did! While I was YouTubing and came across this gorgeous cutie and I must say, he has a good voice! It seems, from what I could gather from the comments, he is gay! :) Well...

Sing it to me any time suga!! :)

All alone :-D

Well my parents left on Sunday for their vacation, so I'm all alone and loving every minute if it! It may seem so mean, but it's so nice to be alone and not to be bothered every two minutes! LOL

Best of all I can, and most definitely am, sleeping in the nude. I can finally shower without locking the door, blast my iPod as loud as I want, and watch my porn on my 32" LCD instead of my laptop screen! I just ordered two pornos from BuyGay.com along with some anal beads (on sale) and lube! I love being able to be so free! I can't wait for my new things to come to my house!

I also can't wait for my friend to become available for a nice hard fuck!! LOL ... What can I say? I am just overly hard and horny!

I got Bad Boys Big Dicks for only $9.99! All You Can Eat was like $34.99 ... I can't wait!!! LOL

Congratulations David Cook!!

Wooooo!!! I'm so excited that David Cook won! I know I have been saying that I was routing for David Archuleta, but I'll be honest... I was only routing for him because he was cute and seemed promising. I never really gave anyone else a chance, plus I didn't watch the show that often to even see Cook. When I finally heard him performing on AI Gives Back, I fell in love!

When it was a battle between the Davids... well I was torn, but favored Cook more. The way that I see it is that Archuleta is very young and he can go places, even as the runner up, not saying that Cook is old or anything...

ANYWAY, I am super excited. David Cook is super gorgeous, sexy, hot, cute, basically... the whole package! I was a major fan of Chris Daugherty and David, to me, has the same type of voice. I can't wait for his album to be released! I missed Idol last night because I was doing an airport run, but I do have it on DVR. I wanted to hear David's song... was it good? Let me know....

I have to run and get ready for work, but I can't wait to come home and watch!!

xoxo,
J

Forgetting Sarah Marshall... Mostly Forgetting...

Ok... so FINALLY my online movie source published a decent bootleg of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I must state that my only interest in this movie was to see Jason Segel's junk. I must say that the man is as big as a horse and pretty much hung like one. Although I am not that much attracted to Jason, I would, however, expose my rump to him! LOL

If I can get some photos, I will post them. I will try... promise!

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UPDATE: I was able to screen-cap a few shots .. see below

Eddie Cibrian, Bang me HARD!

For those who aren't in the know, Eddie Cibrian is a guest star on Ugly Betty. The man is BANGING HOT! I seriously want to get raped by him!! LOL ... Talk about total turn on!! I scraped some photos off the Internet of scenes from the upcoming season finale of Ugly Better, along with whatever other HOT photos I could find. There is one below of him in his boxers... totally fills in where it counts!! ;)

Click to enlarge and ENJOY!!!

xoxo

Change for the better...

So I noticed that A LOT of hotties are appearing at my office. It's like all of a sudden the students have become BANGING gorgeous! I wish I had like a built in camera in my eyes or something, so I could share the magnificence with you. I will try and get photos of the cuties ...

Taking a sabbatical... of sort

So my parents are leaving on May 25th for their 1 week cruise, so you know what that means? It's open house baby!! :) LOL

I decided that once I have my week of "fun" I am going to attempt to become Josh Hartnett in 40 days and 40 nights and seriously not do anything "sexual" for 40 days and nights. I think it's going to be quite interesting to see how this works out and also it should give me a great topic to write about.

What do you think? Let me know... I honestly have been so tired these past few nights, that I haven't jerked off in like 3 days... I am kind of dying right now, but I am sooo tired! LOLl

Well let me know what you think.... I'm going to bed... haha!

Happy Mother's Day...

Hey all... sorry for posting a blank post. I started and went to save and then passed out! LOL
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So.. what did you do for your mom? I invited my sister and cousin over and made breakfast for all the mommies. My cousin didn't show and basically lied, and hell yes, I'm pissed, but I'm not getting into it. I've just learned to not include her in ANYTHING ever again.

I also sent my mom an Edible Arrangement... it was really nice. I basically ate 1/2 of it! LOL...

So what did you do for mom?

Soo exciting...

I'm so excited to say that I am finally getting some responses from readers. I have my loyal and most beautiful Ashyen, but only a select few have written and I'm really excited that it's beginning to pick up!

So my new best friend, Blake, shot me an e-mail last tonight with a hot pic of a past posted topic... Lynn Keagan... For those out of the loop, he is a major hottie on HGTV. He's a carpenter and let me just say that he can come and screw any part of me... ;) haha!

He is the reason I am extremely attractive to red heads. Funny thing, I saw a red-head this past Thursday while walking on campus (or was I driving?) ... anywho... I was walking or driving and passed one... talk about HOT! Perfect body, perfect face, perfect shade of red, just everything PERFECT. I was like... Damn... I want to ride that cowboy! LOL

Anyway... my new BFF sent me this photo just prior to Lynn's celebrity status... talk about super hot.. I only wish it was in color, but hell, I'm not complaining... Now I have less to imagine when I slowly undress him with my eyes as I watch him sweat away at some pieces of wood... Hey Lynn! I got a nice piece of wood you can work on!! ;)

Thank you again Blake! You're so a BFF now!

Enjoy bitches....


PS: Blake goes on to mention Chad Lopez... from HGTV... let me just agree with Blake... HOT!!! Take a look...

How cute and hot is he?

Found these on the Internet... thought he was pretty hot and just cute... enjoy... be sure to click on them to enlarge them.

A whole lotta gay going down...

So as usual, I caught up as much as I could tonight with Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, & Gossip Girl...

Forget the comedic cartoons... let's start with DH... All I'm going to say is that I'm somewhat disappointed... I kind of expected a major cliffhanger or something, but there wasn't anything... Some new revelations, but nothing spectacular...

Moving on... B&S ... So sad that O-Hi (However you'd spell it) is going under. It's nice that the company... Walker whatever... is partnering up, but I think its total bullshit! How about Rebecca with lying about the paternal test. All I'm going to say is that she is seriously like her mother. I understand why she was hesitant on telling Justin but she should not have lied!

I'm extremely excited that Kevin proposed to Scotty... How adorable is that? I started to cry... call me a girl, but the speech was soooooo sweet! I just loved it!

Now... GG ... quite exciting, although my co-worker spoiled it for me... I was excited to learn who was coming out, but she spilled the beans, claiming to have read some spoiler... total bummer, but oh well, still a worthy episode. It's finally reveled that Serena did the ultimate no no and killed someone... I just don't understand why she lets Giorgina hold it over her head. G is just as involved as S is and now she's got Blair caught up in it too... It's quite crazy.

I think it was great how Eric took the unforseen outing, thanks to G, so well and respectively admitted to the entire world that he was Gay. I thought it was extremely big of him to do that and I must say that I was proud of him. I'm happy this his mother overcame the shock and took for her son. I'm happy they had made up. It's not something that is easy to go through alone... :(

Well next week should be quite interesting! Until then...

Yeah... ok... expect more to come bitches...

Had to post prior to bed...

I honestly think I'm watching wayyyy too much TV...

Well I had it on and there was a preview for Gossip Girl and I got really excited because one of the guys comes out of the closet! I am so looking forward to Monday to get the juicy details!! :)

Oh, did you know that our very own Chuck Bass is a Brit? How super sexy is that? Anyone with a foreign accent is just purely hot! ;)

So anyway... does anyone out there watch Gossip Girl? Comment and share!! ;)

Weddings...

So I have to attend a wedding tomorrow, which spans into two days... Friday is ceremony and then Saturday is reception...

I noticed that I tend to get pretty depressed at weddings... I'm just throwing my psychological analysis on myself out there, but I'm thinking that it's because I think that I will never have this... marriage...

First off, I'm 98% gay. Women do turn me on... sometimes... but have I ever slept with a woman? Nope!

Second, I am in the closet and don't ever plan on coming out! I've balanced the outcomes and decided that having food, clothing, and shelter is far more important than announcing my preference.

Third, even if I was out... gay marriage is not legal (total BULLSHIT... but yet for another blog entry) ... Anyway you look at it, it really can't happen or be recognized by the State of New York...

Finally... a combination of all the above... well it just goes without saying that having an attraction to a man, whom you can't marry and your parents wouldn't approve of, and who you'd have to rely on for the necessities... well... it goes without saying! Unless I can find a wife who doesn't mind that I choose to sleep with men and not her and is ok with that, I'm never getting married.

I feel that I am destined to be alone forever... or at least until if and when I come out...

Well... w/e

I'm such an emotional mess!

So I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. Maybe it's that time of the month for me... ;)

I was watching Ugly Betty and there was this moment where Daniel's psycho girlfriend had a meltdown and got placed into an insane asylum. She was really in love with Daniel and he was really in love with her and b/c her sister switched her meds, she got all crazy and attempted to burn the condo down. When she finally calmed down, she was genuinely sorry and Daniel was genuinely upset that he had to lose her... I began crying... why? I have no idea!

I then proceeded to watch Grey's Anatomy and there was this moment where you saw true love come out of the worst person and I began to cry. Then he proceeds into surgery only to die and then I cry some more. One of the residents has a moment of truth and you see him all vurneable and I begin to cry again. Then the head nurse opens up to a visitor and explains how her entire life has fallen apart and I cried some more...

I then watched How I Met Your Mother and Barney and Ted got into an argument and ended their "bro" relationship. I bawled! (By the way: Neil Patrick Harris, aka Barney, was shirt-less and holy shit... talk about HOTT!!)

So yeah... I have no clue what is going on with me... I'm an emotional wreck! I just don't know!!

Happy May!

Ok... So I had all intentions of posting something today, since it's May and the start of a new month. I got so busy going to work, picking up dry cleaning, going to class, getting a haircut, watching Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, and catching up on the shows I missed from earlier this week, that I just honestly forgot!

I literally remembered at 11:59! I was determined to make sure that I had my post time stamped for May 1, and not the second and I seriously made it with like 2 seconds to spare... I'm so proud of myself.. LOL

Well I have a lot to discuss... all for another entry...