Monday, February 13, 2012
OMG! It's official, my future husband is totally gay!
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Chris Crocker: What the *uck!?
Ok, so has anyone seen photos of Chris Crocker lately?! Holy fucking different and not to mention HOT! I think that I am seriously in love.
For those who have forgotten, Chris was made famous by his YouTube video defending Brittany Spears. He was dressed as a girl with a blonde wig and lip stick and had a very serious PSA with regards to Brittany. His dramatic rant that went on for a while about how people should love her and leave her alone made him quite famous.
Now I hadn't heard about him in quite some time and the other day I was listening to the radio and they mentioned him and how hot he looks now as a cleaned up man. I almost immediately dropped what I was doing at work to go and see. These before and afters always tends to shock me. Well let me just say that shocked is totally not the word. I couldn't believe it. He worked out and toned and defined himself and lost the wig and got a little scruffy and sported a buzzed haircut. I mean... WOW! Take a look for yourself here:
Oh and to just add icing on the cake, he decided to go into the wonderful world of porn. Although, I just read on his Tumblr that he is not anymore? I don't know the specifics, but I'll go and read it all after this post. Anywho, he was posting nude pics of himself all over his Tumblr and let me tell you, not bad at all! :)
Here's some of the photos off of his Tumblr & some other sites that shows you what I'm talkin' about! :)
So anyway... Chris ... you're a top, I'm a bottom ... anytime you want to make it happen, I'll be there baby! Just tell me where and when! :)
xoxo,
J
Oh... that Andrew Christian!
So I don't even know if the bloke's website is back up, but I did go and search for the "uncensored" version and finally found it. There was nothing to talk about, sadly! You saw maybe one or two asses and the guys may have done a few bit more provocative moves and that was it. I was totally in it for the penis and was 110% disappointed.
Oh well - :(
OMG - Ricky brought sexy back on Glee!!
So if you missed it, Ricky Martin made a guest appearance on Glee this past Tuesday. He performed two songs: I'm Sexy and I Know It and also La Isla Bonita. First and foremost, I am BEYOND obsessed with La Isla Bonita. I have it on repeat on my iPhone and also in my car! I've been singing that shitt like there's no tomorrow. LOL
Anyway - His performance of I'm Sexy and I Know It was great as well. It was a Spanglish mix to the song (PS: I love how my auto correct doesn't highlight "Spanglish" as a misspelled word.. haha) and it was really good. The only comment that I have, and I'll leave you with this, was that when the part in the song starts where they sing "Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!" he wiggled the wrong part of his body ...you know what I'm sayin'!? ;)
Well here's the video of the SUPER HOT ASS Ricky Martin performing I'm Sexy and I Know It:
xoxo,
J
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Well hello again ...
Well hello my lovely readers. I apologize the the EXTREME lack of posts, but a whole lot of stuff has happened since my last post regarding Starbucks...
So... with that said, let's catch you up ...
So back in November, I had realized that I had a week of vacation that needed to be taken before the year was over, otherwise I'd lose it. So I basically tried to get a group of my friends together to try and do some kind of trip. Originally, we were heading to Vegas, but that didn't pan out, so then we were going to try New Orleans, but there was no availability where we were looking to stay.
So eventually numerous failed attempts, I settled and booked Florida. I guess no one was really feeling it, so everyone backed out. I didn't have a choice but to go, especially since I spent the money on the hotel. Well it turned out that I was able to get Steve to say yes to going, so it ended up being that we both went.
Now it was really a cool trip. This was the first time EVER that I did everything on my own and didn't once involve my parents. I booked the resort, booked the airline, and reserved a rental car. When we got to Florida, I got the bags, the car, and checked into the resort. Steve had never traveled before, so he was clueless.
When we got to our suite, we were so amazed. It was gorgeous. The only thing is that it was more of a couple's suite... meaning it was one bedroom and the bathroom was off the one bedroom. So basically you walked into the bedroom and you saw a bed with a hot tub next to it, all in the open, followed by a glass shower door to the shower, big enough for two people, and then a double sink and then a door that led to the toilet.
So it goes without saying that it was an interesting trip. We would have to respect each other when it came to showering and changing. I was a good boy and did my best not to "gay" up the situation. We actually did overall pretty well living together for the week.
We did, however, get drunk almost every night. I got pretty wasted to the point that I don't know how, but basically we got naked and literally rocked out with our cocks out in the suite. Of course it was at night, so we'd go out on the porch, buck naked, and he'd have a cigarette while I just drank my beer, getting more drunk. I remember having a conversation with him about how small my dick was in comparison to his. He was like, no, you have a nice dick... blahh blahh blahh ... I remember sportin' a raging hard-on while talking to him and he was cool with it. I remember talking to him about me blowing him.... I remember trying to convince him that it would be cool and how we've been best friends forever and that it shouldn't be weird. He, of course, said no... but I did try.
Now normally, I slept in the bed and he insisted on sleeping on the couch. However, that night, I somehow convinced him to sleep in the bed with me. Around 3AM I sobered up and woke up and found him in the bed with me. I realized I had no clothes on and he was snoring like crazy... So... I decided to get playful and investigate whether or not he had clothes on too.
So I slid closer to him and ran my hand down toward his dick. When I realized he was naked too, I hadn't reached his cock yet. I was honestly so scared to go there, so I actually pulled back. I wasn't sure how asleep he was, so I basically put my head on his chest, raised his arm, and put it around my neck, so that be was basically hugging me. It was so nice. I actually took a moment to cherish the moment at hand. I sniffed his armpit and actually licked his nipple. Sounds crazy? I know ... but it was really hot! :)
So once I realized that he didn't move, I decided to grow some balls and go for his cock. As I slid my hand down into the general area, I began to get the biggest hard-on known to man. I was thinking that I'd eventually get to sucking him off... Well, it didn't really go down that way...
Once I had his cock in my hand, he jumped up and I froze. He was confused at first and then it was like instant sobering! He called my name and I pretended to wake up and in the same swoosh, I rolled over to my side of the bed. At this point, he was standing up and he was like, bro, you were touching my dick. I denied it and told him to go back to bed and that I was too tired. Of course, he wouldn't have it and proceeded to sleep on the couch.
So the next morning, I woke up before him and I was so sober and uncomfortable being naked, that I went to put my clothes on. I stopped myself and said to myself, let me play dumb and see where it goes ... so I got out of bed, brushed my teeth, turned the TV on, and then walked out of the bedroom naked and into the kitchen to get water. He was out cold, but thankfully still naked. So I got to stare at his thick ass cock for a little and then I went back into the room. Eventually, he came in to pee. So after he did his business, he comes out and walks in front of me with his cock dangling and asks me first if I was ok and I said yes and then he asked me if I remember anything from last night.
So I told him that I didn't remember anything and asked him how come neither of us have clothes on. So then he proceeded to tell me the events of the night and I denied remembering anything and apologized like crazy. I guess he figured that I was really drunk and pretty much dismissed everything. He's like, it's cool man, as long as you're cool with me being naked. He then proceeded to explain to me how he considers himself a nudist and he loves it. So I told him that I'm cool with it if he is and we basically agreed that us walking around naked was cool.
Then, much to my surprise, he crawled into the bed, next to me, sprawled out and just basically watched TV with me. I was so tempted to just jump on him and have at his cock, but of course, I composed myself.
I remember him asking me if I remembered that I was trying to convince him to let me blow him. Of course, I denied it, but then in the same breath, I said to him, well, what was your answer. So he basically was like, no way, it'd be really weird. So I told him how I don't consider it weird and how it doesn't have to be weird and of course he still said no. I even said to him that he himself said he hasn't had any action in a long time and that how it's a win-win situation and he still said no.
So basically we just laid there for about 3 episodes of Will & Grace and then we got up and made breakfast and eventually showered and got dressed.
Of course he has to tell me that he jerked off in the shower... and of course, my immediate thought was... what a waste of cum! LOL
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Well, that was November ... December was ... well ... uneventful ... We did, for the first time ever, have Christmas away from home. It was just weird to not have Christmas in cold New York. It was weird not to see my sister and niece and our friends for the holidays. It was weird not to bake goodies and share it amongst our neighbors and friends. Christmas was .. weird.
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So that was basically December ... LOL ... Now it's January and I'm now 26! I seriously feel like time is just flying! I really need to focus on everything, pay off my debts, and get situated this year on the right track and on the track to independence.
Starbucks is going pretty well. David is honestly my new best friend. It's really interesting to see a change in his demeanor toward me. I've been nothing but kind to him and he has just been a peach. I actually don't mind working with him anymore. Apparently, the other night, he had a lady friend visit and he apparently walked her out and when he returned, his lips has glitter on it. So apparently he kissed her and then one of the girls we work with had to say something to him and he got all red and started to wipe it off... I will be honest, I am getting some strong gay vibes from him and I honestly want to believe it was all for show. Or is it maybe I want that to be the truth? No... I honestly believe he did it on purpose to deter any other thoughts as to his preference.
I will be honest, I don't care... never did. My penis used to make me think he was hot and only make me think of us hooking up, but once I stopped listening to my pecker, I realized that I am honestly not attracted to him in that manner. Don't get me wrong, he is one hot ass boy... I say boy, meanwhile he's older than me by like 3 months ... lol .... Anyway ... he purposely doesn't wear a belt so that he can display his hot undies from American Eagle ... We actually had a discussion about it the other night and I totally denied even noticing them... Oye!
Anyway ... It is what it is ... I'm just happy that we're getting along pretty well now and I no longer dislike the dude... :)
Ok ... so this update ended up being MUCH LONGER than I had expected ... but basically, in one post, you're now up to date on my life. :)
Looking forward to the comments ..
xoxo,
J
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